Dea Anima
Author | PALEMOON |
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Tags | author:palemoon crimson crimson1 featured rated |
Created | 2010-02-11 |
Last Modified | 2010-02-11 |
Rating |
5 by 18 people.
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Description | "You boys want to know how I got my name? Alright, order me a drink and i'll tell ya. It ain't no secret, and i'll tell ya right now i'm proud of earnin' it.
It all started ten years ago, in the Archipelago of Ixt. My seafarin' gun-totin' sabre-wavin' wife of mine was captain at the time, and i her First Officer. We'd shored at a small town on the coast and were raising hell at the local tavern with my brother, the famous pirate Hell Hook. Well, Hell Hook thinks it's funny to start suggestin' that my woman Nephthys here could bed with him for the night, so of course i challenge him to a Gentleman's Arm Wrestle to defend my wife's honor. We settle down and quite a crowd gathers around, because it's a fair sight to see two Pirates arm wrestlin', and the bets were all placed. Hell Hook comes out with a strong push and i could tell he had me outclassed stone cold. I still remember Hell Hook's arrogant grin as he was winnin'. So i pulled out my flintlock pistol with my other hand and shot him through the gut at a distance of less than four feet. It's a terrible thing, killin' yer own brother, but that fat git had it comin to him, insultin' my wife like that. And that's why i'm called The Dishonor Of The South ...Oh, and there's another reason," He said as he chugged his ale in one gulp, made a rude gesture at the barkeep and then ran out the door of the tavern without paying. "See you suckers on the high seas!" |
This map was featured on 2011-02-18
All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got money on mind, I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the building
Everybody hands go up
AND THEY STAY THERE
Swerving in my lolo, head on the swivel
You know serving me's a no no
Clean as a whistle as I pull out in my Rolls Royce
Yellow bone, passengers, when they see it, they say "oh boy!"
AND THEY STAY THERE
SEE YOU SUCKERS ON THE HIGH SEAS <3
— flagmyidol
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2011-02-18
Awesome story... I didn't see it coming.
Thank you Flag, and you of course Palemoon.
...map was good too >.>
...map was good too >.>
2011-02-18
PALEMOON feature + flag review =
guaranteed happiness
2011-02-18
great map
wait.. did godless really say 0/5???
I say 5/5
Nice description by the way
I say 5/5
Nice description by the way
2011-02-18
5/f5 for Review
but a 100/5 for the map description.
Hands down prolly one of the best map descriptions i've read.
and 5/5 for map :D
Hands down prolly one of the best map descriptions i've read.
and 5/5 for map :D
2011-02-18
Another PALEMOON feature?!
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
2011-02-18
The drone's path was planned so perfectly.
Wow. 5aved!
2010-02-11
Died.
By the way, I'm going to feature this. I dunno how much of that drone's path you planned, especially with the traps, but it went perfectly.
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2010-02-11
Cool seeker drone
I guess it`s supposed to be the barman?
2010-02-11
did you write that story?
it's hilarious :P
ethel
Coolio