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The Sunday N
by Alex Kurcharski, featuring Tanner Rogalsky and Matt Blaylock

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Apologies for the lateness of this one. The appointed Artist Commentator didn't get their shit together, and hopefully will be in next week's issue.

In other news, this is the 27th week of TSN, which brings us to the second half of its first year! A big round of applause to everyone who's contributed, and everyone who continues to. Hopefully this'll still be around in times to come.

The Daily Rundown
May 27th to June 2nd

May 27th

Ooh. A birthday map and word of a project. How exciting!

May 28th

The inside rooms were indeed very nice.

I like aeroplanes. They give me hard erections. In the penis.

June 01

Sweet map. Sweet sweet map.

Treble for Green_Ghost.

Maps of the Week

  1. Green_Ghost - Too Fast
  2. Green_Ghost - Deserted Factory
  3. rocket_thumped - In The Morning of the Magicians
  4. yahoozy_Guacamole - Bed-Worn Daemon
  5. Green_Ghost - Hatchet

News

Level Packs

This level pack is not very good.

The Songs I Listened To, As I Wrote This

Transatlantic - All of the Above, from the 2003 album Live in Europe
Minus the Bear - Ice Monster, from the 2007 album Planet of Ice

Nterviewed

By Tanner Rogalsky

Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou. SlappyMcGee.

Tanner: Greetings and salutations, ladiekins and gentlemanlies. Tonight I have with me the ravishing and radiant SlappyMcGee. How are you, Slaps?
SlappyMcGee: I'm decent, thanks for permitting me entrance to this veritable forest of Nterview.

Tanner: 'Twas and continues to be a pleasure. Tell me: In your comparatively short stay with the Metanet community, you've done as a little as is humanly possible not to contribute anything to this community. How's that workin' out for ya?
SlappyMcGee: Pretty damn well, actually. Contributing nothing sets a benchmark no other can achieve. I'm most proud that I've contributed so little, and still manage to be the undeniably Prettiest member of Metanet. Nonetheless, I am planning to break this streak soon enough. I have some things on the horizon.

Tanner: So, you haven't really done nothing as such. You had a webcomic, Exxon Lane, that had some promise until you abandoned it. Can you tell us what inspired that?
SlappyMcGee: It was inspired by things like <The Big Lebowski, movies or books whose plot doesn't matter. I really loved that comic, but time constraints only allowed me to do three before accidentally throwing away the script I had written.

Tanner: So there was a plan? You weren't just making it up as you went along?< /> SlappyMcGee: No, no. The first story arch was planned to last til' about Mid-Summer in a weekly comic, and then I would conclude it and continue the comic as a more adventurey deal.

Tanner:BigBlargh and yourself used to be each others' halves. Why? Is there some sort of torrid love affair that we should know about?
SlappyMcGee: I believe it was the second time I joined IRC that blarghy approached me, knowing I was knew. He warned me that everybody on this site was regular, sane persons who had infatuations with Penii. I handled this well, and he agreed to be my half. That kind of fell apart when I quit this site in January.

Tanner: Those were dark days, indeed. Do you think your nationality has had any effect on your status throughout the Metanet community?
SlappyMcGee: Oh, almost definitely. I think people don't take me as seriously. When I start swearing at stupid jerks on IRC, it's always handled very well. "Sure, he's a prick, but he's Canadian." It's also provided us with a Merlin/King Arthurian sort of Canadian Bond.

Tanner: I just figured that, since all you do is dick around, it must have been the association with Mare and Raigan that got you noticed. But then I remembered your incredible physique. You're quite a movie buff. Is there a particular film that you associate with N and the assorted other projects?
SlappyMcGee: Well, I think the forums and IRC have a certain Gilliam way about them, like Brazil or Fear and Loathing. But the game itself would definitely be Highlander Two.

Tanner: "There can only be one Ninja!" Will Sabrina read this?
SlappyMcGee: I am going to her house tomorrow, so Yes. You can be pretty much sure she will. She claims she doesn't know what Metanet or N is, but she's a total liar.

Tanner: Thanks for stopping by, SlappyMcGee.
SlappyMcGee: Thanks, thanks. I just mean to mention to be on the lookout for The director's cut of African American Dentist Skytrain Racing Extreme Deluxe Gold Edition.


As though we needed to be told. nevermore, AKAed by some as Linus, is lined up for next week. I hope to give it to him in the yarbles.