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| Author | it0hg2 |
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| Tags | action author:it0hg2 playable unrated |
| Created | 2006-02-17 |
| Rating | 4 more votes required for a rating. |
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| Description | Did you know that today is Mr. Ninja's birthday?!?!?! It is!!!
Yaaaay!!! Everyone wish the nameless-ninja a happy birhtdaaay!!! Wait...how old is he again? Let's see here...of course, he was officially born on March 1, 2004...that would make him almost two...two?! Oh waaait...that's in human years. We need Superninja years, here! What?! I can't find a conversion chart on the internet! Buncha lazy bums...looks like I'll have to do this the old-fashioned way... Alright...the average human lifespan iiisss abooouuut...64 years. Mr.Ninja's lifespan is of course only 90 seconds. So, that would mean that 1 Superninja year equals about 1.4 seconds! But this doesn't help us...we need to know how many Superninja years in a human year! So we neeeed....the seconds in a year. (I could just look this up online, but I'm in a groove, now.) Okay, since there are about 93,919 seconds in a day...that means there are about 657,436 seconds in a week...about 2,629,744 seconds in the average month...and there we have it! About 31,556,926 seconds in a year. Now we take our nice little 1.4 seconds of the Superninja year, and the huge 31,556,926 seconds of our human year and divide them! And we geeet...22,540,661.428571428571428571428571! Erm...how about just 22,540,661? Huzzah! One human year equals about 22,540,661 Superninja years! So what's his age? Well, at this point, I think I should be pretty precise, don't you agree? Good. Okay...going back to the fact that he appeared March 1, 2004, that means he's been alive fooor.....717 days! And to find his age...we just take 22,540,661 (Superninja years in a human year) and divide it by 365 to get days...and that'sssss...about 61,755! There, now we know there are about 61,755 Superninja years in the average day! Now...for his actual age...we just multiply by 717, for aaaall the days he's been out and about. And! Dun dun DUUUUN!!!!! We get 44,278,335! Hooraaay!!! Everyone remember to wish Mr. Ninja a happy fourty-four million, two-hundred seventy-eight thousand, three-hundred thirty-fifth birthday!!! |
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2006-02-17
wow
you actually botered to work that out?
oh well, happy 44,278,335th birthday, Mr N!
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday mr n
happy birthday to you
Oh no! it's his birthday again in another 1.4 seconds!
P.S. Nice map. I like just continually running around the side.
oh well, happy 44,278,335th birthday, Mr N!
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday mr n
happy birthday to you
Oh no! it's his birthday again in another 1.4 seconds!
P.S. Nice map. I like just continually running around the side.
2006-02-17
Nice.
But I got both of them. I factored in February and leap years o' d00m.
P.S. Tell me if it's too hard and I'll post an easier version.
P.S. Tell me if it's too hard and I'll post an easier version.
it0hg2
LOL