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Announcement (very important)

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Author ninjaman99
Tags author:ninjaman99 rated test
Created 2006-02-15
Last Modified 2006-05-23
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by 9 people.
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Description This map is naming 4 important things.

1: I want to see which people are and aren't reliable on reading the descriptions to maps. It always gets on my nerves when people don't read the description and rate low because of it. Always read the description no matter how lengthy. Also, do not rate this map. If you rate it, then I know you won't have read the description and I will tell the public about who to watch out for.

2: Always, before any DDA of any sort, press 1 before starting. Oh, how it pisses me off when people don't do that and maps get rated down when they don't even read the description where in all caps it says "press 1 before starting". Doing so will cause all DDAs to run at their best and the ninja won't die as often. You can actually use this map to see this (although, even with 1, the ninja will eventually die). Always press one before starting a DDA.

3. From kamicaze3000, please do not put everything in all caps. It really gets people annoyed. Never ever put anything in all caps, even when you are mad at someone. If you want to criticize someone, do it in a calm way. The only time you should use caps is specific points in the description.

4. To all new people (no I don't call them NOObs because 1: I hate any form of video game talk and 2: so no new guys get offended. The last thing we need is more snipers), DDA stands for Don't Do Anything where you just hit play and the map does the rest for you. Also, never ever use maps from the actual game (metanet). That is considered plagarism and you will be eaten alive by members here on NUMA.

If you have gotten the message, comment saying that you have so I know which members of NUMA know these things from now on. I will probably re-submit this a couple of times so everyone can get the message. One more thing. If anyone has anything they want to add, just tell me, but please don't submit a map saying what you have to say. The last think we need is a spam of maps about announcements. I just created this for everyone. Hope it works.

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heh

throw in math club and ill get spit on even more! haha

I'm

patrol leader. I need a few more badges and need to start my eagle project too. I'm smart. Man, we should start like a smart/boyscout/numa club. Now THAT would be geeky.

hey, ninja+joekapow

my penis is bigger than yours!
lol.

???

No not at all. Don't worry I knew you weren't bragging. Its kind of funny actually.

oh yeah

and sorry for stating all the similarities between us(it probably sounded like bragging) i didn't mean it to.

Thank You...

Man we kinda are alike huh? Thanks for the comment and thanks to most everyone else who realises what this map is about.

nice

I didn't even try the level all i did was read the description and i agree with every singe one of your comments. Actually its amazing how similar we are: Im 14, almost eagle, get straight A's, and I am in advanced math and science.( though im only assistant patrol leader). so thanks for posting this. (although i could've guessed a lot of new people would've rated and tried to piss you off.) good luck, thankfully someone out there is trying to make this a better website( although im not saying you're the only one)

Well...

Someone rated, apparently kind of high because it brought it up to a 1 when 3 people rated it a zero. If you are trying to help, please just don't rate, or even better, comment.

Wow

nice solman and jethuth
Okay...first jethuth i have a question: is the 1/4 of an inch between the cap locks key and the A key to big a stretch for you?...i'll answer for you
Jethuth:no, in fact i turned on the cap locks key so that i comment all in caps
Two: solman, i have a few things...one, when you critisize long winded descriptions, please don't leave one yourself. 2 there is no difference between actually cursing and "cur$ing" okay? Finally, when someone says "dont rate this" they generally mean "dont rate this" okay?

ok

i'm supporting ninjaman

note to sollman and Jethuth

u are ignorant assholes and you should learn some manners

o and jethuth ure a lazy fatass just press the damn button u apparently have the energy to type up an entire thing about how you dont have the time to press the capslock button but not to actually PRESS it

woo

thank you for finally saying the 1 thingy because several of my maps were rated down because it "didnt work"

and i had people saying that "o u should playtest ure maps more" kinda bs so yea

Mattiator2

Did you read the description? I guess not as you have voted and not said anything about the description. If you did read it, post that you did and I would be sorry.

The Level Is Crap.

You read the title.

Wow...

Just wow. Some people huh? All I try to do is help new people and give suggestions and all they can do is insult me. Well, the people who said bad stuff about me were of course new on NUMA. All the people who have been here for a while liked that I said this (If you didn't I don't mean to offend you). Plus, you don't have to do the stuff I said. I was just giving suggestions. But, still, if you are too lazy to press a button, then you really need to get out more. Plus, you have to read descriptions to know what is going on in a level. I'm sorry my descriptions are long but I like to let people know what is going on. Oh, and why do you think I was trying to get attention? That was not the point at all. The point was to try and help people who are new here on NUMA, not insult them. Why do you think I call them new people and not NOObs? Well if you had read the decription you would have known. If you take a look around, I have never insulted anybody because that just hurts other people. I give suggestions on how they can improve. Also, if you had actually read the description, then you would have known that you weren't supposed to rate this and that I would post a map telling who to look out for. I probably won't do that just because it's mean and I don't like to make anyone sad. One last thing. You may not believe it but I have a life. Very much of a life. I am 14 years old, am the senior patrol leader of my boyscout group and almost have eagle, I go to a very good school (If you have a 4.0 GPA then you would be 99th best in the school) and am in a special mathematics and science program and am doing very well (all As and Bs). I have a crapload of friends and hang out a lot with them all the time. No, I am not trying to brag, I'm letting people know that I am not just some nerd. I hate with a passion people who brag. It bugs the crap out of me. In conclusion, the only reason I submitted this was to try and help people. I expect half of you to insult me on how "fake" and "annoying" this map is but I don't care. People who know what is going on here respect it so please try and do some research before you insult someone. Or you could just not insult them at all.

!!!11!!!!

U FORGHOT THE EXITT!!!

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A valiant attempt at salvaging a few of the problems around here, but I expect it to be entirely unsuccesful.

WTF

.... i think your a loser with way to much free time and way to much concern for those around you.. and ya know what... the main REAL reason for posting stuff is not to get mad at others and "explain" stuff from your deep understanding of numa, but to rate maps made by other N users... and this map has no point... so i am rating it 0/5 because that is why it should even be on this site... pull your head outa your end and get over that some people are just to lazy to turn off there caps from going from game play to commenting...
i know i do not have many maps .. and i have not rated much... but i would like to think i know a jacka$$ when i see one...... *cough* you.... .anyway.... you just kinda threw me over the edge... and NO i do NOT want to read your long arse descriptions because they are about long enough i could have realized your map sucks and moved on to another... keep up the map making.. but simmer yourself on the talking... it is annoying....
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yes....

Good work, I hate snipers!!! You should find the snipers and block them or something....anyway...I understand.. :)

I read it...

... and I don't like it when people just put the description or comments all in capitals. That is irritating.
because I was seeing which people would go on ahead without reading the description. Don't worry, I'm not going to spam the site or anything, just makr sure that everyone gets the message.

Thank You

I hate people that don't read the description, thanks for posting this

Wow...

You do realise that you should have put this level in the 'test level' catagory... And please please dont keep on resubmiting this. Please...