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FUCK YO' COUCH!

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Author Brttrx
Tags author:brttrx couch featured fuck rated yo
Created 2008-02-22
Last Modified 2008-02-22
Rating
4
by 92 people.
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Description YOURE A RICH MOTHAFUCKA, BUY YOURSELF A NEW GOD DAMN COUCH!

This map was featured on 2009-07-16

FOR SALE: Dark Grey Couch with slight wear and tear. Couch Measures 7.5' x 3.5' x 2.8' and is in Alright Condition. Pleasing grey pillows included for no extra cost. Stains might come out with heavy duty cleaner, but no guarantees. Please bring your own transportation for this couch as it is extremely heavy and very dangerous to move. Currently priced at $75, but may increase as demand rises.

if you have anymore questions email me at fuck@yocouch.com — PALEMOON

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Awesome.

Faved.

I'M RICK JAMES

BITCH

Good times.

And nobody understood the reference "fuck yo couch" either... :(

Good times, good times.

this is an artistic masterpiece. well done.

I've never noticed any bad language on this site, and when it does rear its head, its used for emphasis, not insult, so take that yo' GODAMNSHITFUCKS.

:P
That sounds like a f.u.cking b!tch!n' filter.

look

look at this couch

fuck this couch

i bet its urs too

fuck ur couch
but this one site changes all swear words from to asteriskes, so it's just a simple filter, fuck becomes f*** or ****
uhm... right. I'm PALEMOON everybody. Or rather, PALEMOON is I. Just in case you didn't get the memo.

@ska:
Because it's in-fucking-possible to moderate language on this site, but we have to compromise by moderating other types of content. If we banned every user that repeatedly used foul language then you and I and almost everybody except for the goody-goody two shoes would be gone.

I know teraza,

but isn't it fun to sit back and watch?
More people would like it. It wouldn't of been delisted. There wouldn't be so much comments.
I keep thinking Origami_alligator featured this.
Bollocks bollocks bollocks! You're just so wrong. SO SO WRONG! AAAAHHH.

@Jeremoon

Maybe you could have read every comment below yours...?

wtf

why is this featured
0/5
no matter what happens, I love you all.

Relisted.

Let's all just sit on the couch for a while and think about what we've done.

>.>

Frankly, I think it's hilarious.
when everyone can still see it and complain by going into the featured maps archive? Relist it, please. Do Brttrx the justice.
map would start this huge conflict.

All I can say about the matter is: LOL I DUNNO

btw

I bid $120 AUD

$100!

is it comfy for ninjas?

meh

origami_alligator, you're missing the point! Coarse Language is the problem - heck, it is probably worse than tiles immaturely shaped like tiles. Now personally, I have been pretty much desensitizied to offensive language, however, the higher-ups are being hypocrites by not allowing a certain type of object arrangement in maps, yet allow swearing. Make NUMA either G or MA15+ not some weird nonsensical compromise. That's what I'm trying to say.

@Southpaw

One unknown author who makes good maps coming right up: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Rocketius [nmaps.net].
Anyway, the occasional silly feature is justified, after all, we all like a laugh, right? It's just a joke, and I respect that PALEMOON put his balls on the line for the sake of comedy. Yeah.
It was a silly thing to feature, like asthe said, but it is funny. It's just a little fun. Get over it.

Pitch, the reason so many maps from well known authors are featured is because then the reviewers know where to look. Chances are, if the author is well known for their mapping ability, they're going to have some masterpieces. I agree, alot of authors - Yungerkid, for example - do deserve features but don't have one. But not every map on NUMA can be featured, and when you say that, it makes it sound like you're just gasping for a feature.

So yeah, settle down everyone. It's just some fun.

What did delisting this map do?
It's still on the featured map list.

if someone could feature something new and put this seething drama-pit to rest that'd be great :3

Nice pick, PALEMOON.
As someone said, if reviewers have the right to post maps like this, we have the right to voice our opinions against them. I personally think it's a pretty tight couch, i dislike the swearing and all the stink people are making about this feature.

And maps by unknown or lesser known mappers are preferable, because oftentimes people who are greatly known get a lot of their maps featured while lesser known (but good) mappers don't get features. As Origami Alligator said, it's hard to find unknown mappers, but hey, why don't reviewers just step up and find them, don't sit back and be lazy.

I'd be willing to try to find those maps, i run in to them at least "3 to 4" times a month going through random maps in Nreality. So if the reviewers aren't going to step up and diversify in their reviewed maps, i'll go apply. am i overreacting? probably. but oh well

@ska:

"This should already be obvious to everyone, but evidently it's not: NUMA is frequented by many people of all ages, including children. As such, obscene maps - for example, maps depicting male or female anatomy, or similar - are not welcome. Plus, they're incredibly childish." - NUMA announcement

Also, couch =/= penis

*MAP DELISTED*

WANTED: Lite or DARK grey couch with new upholstery. Big enough to seat 3 comfortably, preferred with ninja inside cushions for extra support. If you have, please call at 18004ACOUCH.

lol

delisted featured map XD

mmm

in all serious though, how come the very same moderators who approve of this map don't approve of tiles shaped like penises? Seems a bit contraDICKting to me.

Uh, PNI and teraza.

Brttrx posted a map today. On NUMA. Today.
I do feel very slightly angry that this is one chance that a good map wasn't featured, with that map by some crazy reason being my first featured map, but I don't care that much as long as 3 or 4 people see my said map. No, the only thing I really oppose of this is the unkind word in the title.

I could've made just as good of a couch, but I wasn't the one who thought of the idea. Funny idea, I had a good time figuring out why somebody featured it (especially somebody named palemoon) and got a good laugh out of it. I overall approve of this feature.