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| Author | apse |
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| Tags | action author:apse playable unrated |
| Created | 2009-02-09 |
| Last Modified | 2009-02-09 |
| Rating | 2 more votes required for a rating. |
| Map Data | |
| Description | everything burns...
not your generic laser map, because it's my version. RCE!!! |
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2009-02-09
No, this map needs TWO STORIES
You're the ninja, and you're in debt. Just when you think you're about to go bankrupt, you remember that Floorguard Fred owes you a euro (and since you live in America, you can exchange that euro for like 500 bucks). So you set out to find Floorguard Fred and find him. After much arguing, which contained too many vulgar words to repeat here, he grudgingly gives you the euro. But alas! A seagull swoops by and takes the euro in its beak! And you don't even know why it was inland in the first place. So now you go chasing it, but now your time is running out! But wait! There's something shiny! Yes, it is shiny! It looks like plenty of gold to keep you on your way! Elated, you take a quick detour to the shiny line of... Oh no. It's not gold! It's SILVER! At this point, you give up hope, collapse, and die while the bird flies away with your euro. And thus the euro is never seen again until 13 months later when a hobo in France picks it up and hides it in his belly button.
2009-02-09
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looks like a city with big bad clouds over it. How is that bad? 3.5/5
2009-02-09
the tiles are meant to be ugly
its an experiment.
2009-02-09
besides the ugly tiles
nice gameplay
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2009-02-09
this map needs a story.
there are five pieces of gold and a mine. they live in a pencil. the pencil is owned by a fat, old and eccentric man who loves mice.
one day, the mine decided he had had enough of life and the whole concept of living and so started his internal countdown. seeing this, the gold pieces started to vibrate extremely quickly, in terror. little did the depressed mine know, that a these superfast vibrations, were also a death plea; a secret signal that only gold obsessed ninjas could detect, as they would rather die nobly in the gut of a gold obsessed ninja, then be disintegrated by a sadistic, suicidal mine.
funnily enough, at that exact moment, a gold obsessed ninja, currently in the process of robbing the basement of this fat, old eccentric's house, picked up the minute signal, and immediately raced to the gold pieces' aid, craftily dodging chaingun mounted doorknobs on the way.
as he reached the gold pieces, he greedily scooped it up out of the pencil, and ate them, therefore prolonging his pointless, yet extremely acrobatic life a few seconds longer. and so, the gold pieces died a safe and peaceful death in the stomach of a gold obsessed ninja, knowing that they were doing him some good by doing so. and as the mine's internal countdown reached zero, they then also realised, what extreme bad luck they had had, to be eaten by the most stupid, gold obsessed ninja currently still alive, for the ninja had forgotten to run out the door and to safety, and so had been blown to smithereens.
and as for the pencil, after the dust had settled down, it promptly got sucked into a passing black hole, was enlarged infinitely, and then spread across the entire space/time continuum.
and the next day, the fat old eccentric had to use a pen, even though a miniscule fragment of his lost pencil was floating beside his left ear.
and if you'd like me to describe one of your maps, just ask.
one day, the mine decided he had had enough of life and the whole concept of living and so started his internal countdown. seeing this, the gold pieces started to vibrate extremely quickly, in terror. little did the depressed mine know, that a these superfast vibrations, were also a death plea; a secret signal that only gold obsessed ninjas could detect, as they would rather die nobly in the gut of a gold obsessed ninja, then be disintegrated by a sadistic, suicidal mine.
funnily enough, at that exact moment, a gold obsessed ninja, currently in the process of robbing the basement of this fat, old eccentric's house, picked up the minute signal, and immediately raced to the gold pieces' aid, craftily dodging chaingun mounted doorknobs on the way.
as he reached the gold pieces, he greedily scooped it up out of the pencil, and ate them, therefore prolonging his pointless, yet extremely acrobatic life a few seconds longer. and so, the gold pieces died a safe and peaceful death in the stomach of a gold obsessed ninja, knowing that they were doing him some good by doing so. and as the mine's internal countdown reached zero, they then also realised, what extreme bad luck they had had, to be eaten by the most stupid, gold obsessed ninja currently still alive, for the ninja had forgotten to run out the door and to safety, and so had been blown to smithereens.
and as for the pencil, after the dust had settled down, it promptly got sucked into a passing black hole, was enlarged infinitely, and then spread across the entire space/time continuum.
and the next day, the fat old eccentric had to use a pen, even though a miniscule fragment of his lost pencil was floating beside his left ear.
and if you'd like me to describe one of your maps, just ask.
maxson924
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