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--- i map occasionally ---




--- i like tentacruels. this is a tentacruel. they are not usually this big ---

--- this is peru. peru's main export is not tuna ---






--- blowin' in the wind ---

"how many penises must a tentacruel have/before it can cum everywhere?
(yes and) how many times must i catch his ass/before it sleeps (with me) in the sand?
yes, how many times must the semen fly/before i can catch it on my hand?
the answer my friend is blowin' in the wind/the answer is blowin' TENTACRUEL"




--- blowin' in the wind (clean version) ---

"how many eyeglasses must a tentacruel have/before it can see everywhere?
(yes and) how many times must i catch his top-hat/before it sleeps (with his top-hat) in the sand?
yes, how many times must the eyeglasses fly/before i can catch it on my hand?
the answer my friend is blowin' in the wind/the answer is wearing a top-hat and seeing with TENTACRUEL"




lyrics provided by the illustrious Fmi




--- alphabetized favorites: ---




--- favorite mappers based on mapping prowess: ---

barabajagal
cerberus
demonzlunchbreak
dw40
fingersonthefrets
lord day
losttortuga
sept
yahoozy




--- favorite mappers based on personality: ---

astheoceansblue
dw40
flagmyidol
guitar hero matt
wumbla




--- favorite maps i've made: ---

187111
186640
182424
177616




--- favorite map: ---

99901




--- favorite movies: ---

bandits
beetlejuice
the birdcage
burn after reading
charlie and the chocolate factory
chicago
the dark knight
the departed
*the fifth element*
hair
love actually
man on the moon
recess: school's out
sex drive
sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street
transformers
that thing you do!
tropic thunder
watchmen
what's love got to do with tt




--- favorite music: ---

arcade fire
the beach boys
*the beatles*
billy joel
chicago (motion picture soundtrack)
elton john
gorillaz
hair (motion picture soundtrack)
kelly clarkson
the mamas & the papas
michael jackson
the nightmare before christmas (motion picture soundtrack)
queen
sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street (motion picture soundtrack)
the who




--- favorite songs: ---

bad day - alvin and the chipmunks
wake up - arcade fire
the b-52's - love shack
all you need is love - the beatles
flying - the beatles
in my life - the beatles
let it be - the beatles
martha my dear - the beatles
ob-la-di ob-la-da - the beatles
only the good die young - billy joel
i hope i become a ghost - the deadly syndrome
16 military wives - the decemberists
*come on eileen - dexy's ridnight runners*
white flag - dido
desperado - the eagles
crazy - gnarls barkley
fire coming out of the monkey's head - gorillaz
alone - heart
*nobody but me - the human beinz*
glad to be unhappy - the mamas and the papas
paper planes - m.i.a.
alive and amplified - the mooney suzuki
maybe i'm amazed - paul and linda mccartney
live and let die - paul mccartney and the wings
the world isn't fair - randy newman
joy to the world - three dog night
crimson and clover - tommy james and the shondells
mony mony - tommy james and the shondells




--- favorite actors: ---

michael caine
jim carrey
sacha baron cohen
matt damon
*johnny depp*
leonardo dicaprio
robert downey jr
laurence fishburne
paul giamatti
tom hanks
nathan lane
james marsden
gary oldman
brad pitt
billy bob thorton
robin williams




--- favorite actresses: ---

angela bassett
cate blanchett
maggie gyllenhaal
angela lansbury
frances mcdormand
*meryl streep*
renée zellweger




--- favorite directors: ---

wes anderson
*tim burton*
joel & ethan coen
christopher nolan
zack snyder
guillermo del toro




--- favorite short story: ---

the bet - anton chekhov




--- favorite quotes: ---

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend... well, that would just be ok."
-Spongebob

"He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at."
-Epictetus

"I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live."
-MLK

"Bros before hoes"




--- favorite cheese: ---

pepperjack




--- favorite beverage: ---

ginger ale




--- original jokes: ---

"You know who's constantly getting laid? Bruce Willis. Seriously, you'd be hard pressed to find a Bruce Willis movie where he isn't sucking face with some woman. Man, i'll bet he's gonna die hard.

"So i was reading about this new knife-themed movie coming out sometime soon. I heard that the MPAA couldn't agree on what rating to give it, so they just made up a new one. The knife movie got C-rated."

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